The porch light's on.

Who knew porch pickup could be so delicious? At Whiskey River Kitchen, we turn farm-fresh eggs and simple, natural ingredients into gluten-friendly treats that taste as good as they look. Good food, simple joys, and porch life. Check us out of Facebook or Instagram to see what's cookin' this week! We bake 2–3 flavors each week, so not every muffin is available all the time — but every batch is fresh, flavorful, and made with care.

Blueberry Pancake Muffin

Fluffy as a stack of Sunday pancakes, baked with juicy blueberries and infused with real Wisconsin maple syrup, then finished with a crispy maple crumb topping — breakfast meets bakery magic.

Pumpkin Pecan Muffin

A soft pumpkin muffin with crunchy pecan bits throughout, topped with candied cinnamon pecans and buttery crumble. Just sweet enough — perfect for those who don’t like an overly sweet muffin.

Raspberry White Chocolate

Fresh raspberries folded with premium Godiva white chocolate chips — a soft, buttery muffin with the perfect balance of bright berry and smooth, creamy sweetness.

Pumpkin Crumble Muffin

Moist pumpkin muffin with a cinnamon roll swirl and buttery crumble topping. Warm spices, sweet cinnamon, and a buttery crumb topping.

Dutch Apple Pie Muffin

Soft muffin packed with cinnamon-sprinkled Honeycrisp apples and a crisp, buttery crumble on top — perfect for porch sittin’, coffee sippin’, and daydreaming about pie.

Pumpkin Chocolate Chip Muffin

Moist pumpkin muffin with chocolate chips and a classic crumble topping. Sweet, spiced, and perfectly cozy for any time of day.

Caramel Apple Muffin

Tender apple muffin with a sweet caramel pocket in the center and a drizzle of caramel on top — all the flavor of a caramel apple, without the stick.

Chocolate Chip Muffin

Moist chocolate chip muffin with extra chocolate chips and a sprinkle of chocolate shavings on top — classic, sweet, and irresistible.

Triple Chocolate Muffin

Moist chocolate muffin with chocolate chips and premium Godiva white chocolate chips — intensely chocolatey, sweet, and completely irresistible.

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Beyond a basic muffin.

All our gourmet creations are crafted in small batches using simple, wholesome ingredients. Big flavor with a short ingredient list.

Handmade, thoughtful, and unforgettable. Check our social media to see what's cookin'.

Questions? Comments? Porch chats always welcome

We’d love to hear from you . Let us make the day a little sweeter!